/mike

Recently heard in my iChat window:

• Person1: Why ya gotta go and say bad things about Idol?
• Me: because it sucks.
• Person1: HOW can you say that?
• Person1: You must have never watched it.
• Me: Oh, I’ve watched it.
• Me: That’s how I can say it.
• Person1: I call BULL!
  Not possible for anyone to hate it if they give it a chance.
• Me: uh, no. totally possible.
• Me: I call bull on you mr. I Like Queen Latifah
• Person1: Where is the vomit smiley?
• Me: exactly
• Person1: not the same.
  AI isn’t a half-ton disgusted man-beast swamp-cow hooker.
• Me: haha,
  that’s what you say.
• Person1: But that ***** Colin loves him some Queen LAAAA.
• Person1: All up in it.
• Me: that’s what he was telling me.
• Person1: ah
• Person1: Don’t let him lie to you.
• Me: said he had a dream about sticking it in her last night.
• Person1: He tries to cover it up, but I KNOW how he said it.
• Me: haha
• …
• Person1: I’d rather stick my johnson in a cheese grater washed in lemon juice.
• Me: Good for you. I’d rather stick it in Scarlett Johansen.
• Person1: Not a huge fan, but at least she would get it.
• Me: or Eva Mendes
• Person1: Mmmm, tasty but spicey. Scares me.
• Person1: Scarlett Johanssen sounds like Barry White wearing a Vader mask.
• Me: If I was drunk maybe Adriana Lima.
• Person1:Not sure who that is.
• Me: haha
  http://alima.kmmod.com/
  mmmhmmm
• Person1: she looks like a tasty dish.
• Me: Just like KFC
• Person1: Is she just a model?
• Me: Nah, she probably thinks she’s an actress too because she’s done a couple make up commercials.
• Person1: hahah, aren’t they all
• Me: oh damn, this convo is going on my blog for sure.
• Me: ahahahaha
• Person1: haha
• Person1: Sweet.