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This conversation was started and based solely on the fact that I set my IM status message as “Yay, it’s me!” How the conversation started isn’t really surprising since that status message tends to illicit a response from this person but I truly enjoyed how this particular one. Enjoy.
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Whilst I was chatting with Luke, aka luxuryluke, this afternoon the topic of pirates came up. Really though, why wouldn’t that topic come up, they’re sooooo much better than ninjas. Anyway, this is how the conversation went.
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So, I was driving to Colin’s house this morning and it just so happens that I pass a school on the way. Schools are notorious for having their branded signs and they’re generally used for advertising games, parent teacher days, general meetings, etc. This morning was a little different.
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Recently heard in my iChat window:

• Person1: Why ya gotta go and say bad things about Idol?
• Me: because it sucks.
• Person1: HOW can you say that?
• Person1: You must have never watched it.
• Me: Oh, I’ve watched it.
• Me: That’s how I can say it.
• Person1: I call BULL!
  Not possible for anyone to hate it if they give it a chance.
• Me: uh, no. totally possible.
• Me: I call bull on you mr. I Like Queen Latifah
• Person1: Where is the vomit smiley?
• Me: exactly
• Person1: not the same.
  AI isn’t a half-ton disgusted man-beast swamp-cow hooker.
• Me: haha,
  that’s what you say.
• Person1: But that ***** Colin loves him some Queen LAAAA.
• Person1: All up in it.
• Me: that’s what he was telling me.
• Person1: ah
• Person1: Don’t let him lie to you.
• Me: said he had a dream about sticking it in her last night.
• Person1: He tries to cover it up, but I KNOW how he said it.
• Me: haha
• …
• Person1: I’d rather stick my johnson in a cheese grater washed in lemon juice.
• Me: Good for you. I’d rather stick it in Scarlett Johansen.
• Person1: Not a huge fan, but at least she would get it.
• Me: or Eva Mendes
• Person1: Mmmm, tasty but spicey. Scares me.
• Person1: Scarlett Johanssen sounds like Barry White wearing a Vader mask.
• Me: If I was drunk maybe Adriana Lima.
• Person1:Not sure who that is.
• Me: haha
  http://alima.kmmod.com/
  mmmhmmm
• Person1: she looks like a tasty dish.
• Me: Just like KFC
• Person1: Is she just a model?
• Me: Nah, she probably thinks she’s an actress too because she’s done a couple make up commercials.
• Person1: hahah, aren’t they all
• Me: oh damn, this convo is going on my blog for sure.
• Me: ahahahaha
• Person1: haha
• Person1: Sweet.

• person1: Space heaters make great house-warming gifts
• me: haha
• me: sure, if you live in Canada they do.
• person1: wait what?.. you
• person1: mean to say that
• person1: there is more to the world than the United States of America
• me: ahahahaa
• person1: I’m flabbergasted

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